Pilot Error

"Alfred, you really don't have to do this," whined Matthew as he was dragged on by his brother.

"Relax, it'll be fine bro!" shouted Alfred. "If I can fly a plane, I'm sure you can too!"

Matthew suddenly got uneasy as he was dragged towards Boeing B-17. He really didn't want to get flight lessons from his brother, especially with the fact that Alfred was reckless in the air, escaping danger by the skin of his teeth whenever his superiors allow him to fly any of the planes. What's more, the general didn't even know that Alfred was taking his brother out for a flight! This got Matthew even more nervous, as he was both afraid for trusting his life to his brother, as well as Alfred getting in trouble with the general. 

"Please Alfred, let's just go back and relax or something!" pleaded Matthew. Alfred didn't listen to one thing his brother said, and plopped down in the co-pilot's seat. He then proceeded to help Matthew get into the plane, and strapped him in. Matthew's eyes scanned all over the headache inducing number of dials and switches. "I really don't want to do this Alfred, please!" whined Matthew once more, but Alfred had already started the engine. 

"What? I can't hear you from all the noise!" shouted Alfred, putting on a pair of noise muffling headphones. Sighing, Matthew did the same, and shrunk back as far as he could in the uncomfortable seat. Alfred then proceeded to elbow Matthew, and shot him an angry glare. Startled, Matthew remembered that he should be heading towards the runway, and drove the plane towards there, as slow as he could manage, hoping to stall their takeoff by a few minutes. When they finally got there, Matthew sighed and got the engines ready for takeoff. He had a terrible feeling in his stomach that something bad was going to happen, but swallowed his words, hoping that his brother won't get so annoyed that he crashes into something. He sighed once more, and got the plane to accelerate, until the nose started to rise in the air. Alfred helped him during takeoff, mostly because Matthew wasn't as experienced as he was, as it was only Matthew's 2nd time flying a Boeing B-17, and first time as pilot. Once they were safely in the air, Matthew took a look at the surrounding scenery. 

"Wow, this is an amazing view!" said Matthew, looking from the cockpit. Alfred grinned, and suddenly noticed that they were losing altitude. He noticed that as Matthew was marveling at the scenery, he had completely neglected to keep an eye on the tail flaps, as it was crucial to keeping them in the air. He quickly steered the plane back to the base via Matthew's yoke, and landed the plane, nearly missing the runway by an inch. Once they got out, Matthew noticed that his brother had a very stern look on his face. 

"H-hey Alfred, w-why do you have that look on your face?" said Matthew nervously. Alfred said nothing as he took Matthew and sat down on the wing of the plane. "W-what are you going to do Alfred," stuttered Matthew as it dawned upon him what was going to happen. The next moment, Alfred had pulled down his pants, and started spanking him. "OWWWWW Alfred, you don't have to do that!" shouted Matthew, crying a little.

"Don't forget to watch your tail flaps," said Alfred angrily. After giving Matthew one more smack, then letting him go, but not after he kicked Matthew. 

"Oww," whined Matthew as he walked off. "I'm never going to fly with you ever again."

Alfred stood by the plane, shaking his head. "When will Matthew learn to pay attention to the tail flaps," he thought, face palming.